How many cats … ?

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Abyssinian: “You need light to see?”

American Shorthair: “None, catnap time is too precious to waste!”

Bengal: “I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture!”

Birman: “Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing.”

British Shorthair: “We are not afraid of the dark.”

Burmese: “Just one. And I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to date, too.”

Chartreux: “I’ll just blow in the other cat’s ear and he’ll do it.”

Cornish Rex: “Hey Guys, I’ve found the switch.”

Exotic Shorthair: “Let the other cat do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.”

Havana: “Why change it? I can still play with my toys in the dark.”

Himalayan: “Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?”

Maine Coon: “It isn’t moving. Why bother?”

Manx: “Who cares? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.”

Munchkin: “You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!”

Persian: “Light bulb? What light bulb?”

Russian Blue: “While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.”

Siamese: “Make me!”

Singapura: “Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeaze let me change the light bulb! Can I, huh? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?”

Somali: “The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re worrying about a burned out light bulb?”

Sphynx: “Turn it back on again, I’m cold.”

Turkish Angora: “Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is, ‘How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?’”