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Q. What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A. One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with a dog?
A. A severely injured dog.

Q. How many lives does a radioactive cat have?
A. 18 half-lives.

Q. What do you call a cat dropped in the street?
A. Kitty litter.

Q. What happened when the cat drank five bowls of water?
A. He set a new lap record.

Q. What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?
A. He stole the whole show.

Q. What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A. A peeping tom.

Q. What do you call a cat who’s joined the Red Cross?
A. A first-aid kit.